VMs: Deconstructing ducks: some ecological musings (was: Leo Levitov questions)

[Jacques Guy <jguy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

15/10/2004 10:19:18 AM, "Marke Fincher" <markefincher@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>> Please advise on how to deconstruct a duck.

>I find two forks used in a scissor action works pretty good.
>Then cover liberally with plum sauce, grind and crush between
>the teeth and expose to stomach acid for several hours.

I say, I say, I say: stuff and nonsense!

First, you turn the duck into a newt.

Which proves that you are a witch.

And that you float. Like a duck, and like very
small pebbles. And, last but not least, like
wood. So you are made of wood.... Burn baby, burn!

Now we all know (or should know) that witchcraft is a
social construct. And so are trees. Demonstration:
does this tree still exist when you turn your
back to it and cannot see it? At which point God
barges in, saying: "You may not see the tree, but
I do, since I am omnipresent." God Himself being
a social construct, it follows that the tree is one
too. Like the witch. Burn them!


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